Name: Patrick Bohan
Genre: Young Adult Urban Fantasy
Title: Into the Inferno
Pitch:
When sixteen-year-old amateur occultist Paul “borrows” an enchanted ankh to conjure a social life, he actually succeeds! Well, he succeeds in summoning a demon. The demon steals the ankh and kidnaps Paul’s crush before disappearing into the Underworld. Oops.
A demon-hunting society arrests Paul for the blunder, revealing that he is a changeling — a magically-inclined underworlder raised among humans. And if that wasn't stressful enough, the society assigns fierce teenager Alice to be Paul’s babysitter. She doesn’t exactly appreciate the assignment, or see eye-to-eye with her people’s nonviolent approach to changelings.
The society gives Paul just one month to retrieve the ankh and rescue his crush. If he fails, the society turns his head into a wall hanging.
Paul and Alice’s search for the ankh takes them deep into the Underworld, a world where might makes right and danger strides through the ashen streets. But when Paul discovers that he’s /popular/ with the cutthroat underworlders, the society calls his loyalty into question. Paul must find a way to save both worlds from the demon he released, all while keeping his big head on his shoulders. Fingers crossed.
CHAPTER 1
There’s a storm demon in my shed. San Francisco is pouring rain, my eye bags have eye bags, I still don’t have a prom date, and now there’s a freaking demon in my shed. That all changes tonight.
I check my watch. 2:12 a.m. I’ve got less than forty-eight minutes till the witching hour begins. Perfect.
I grab Jimmy the duffel bag, and root through the tools, making sure everything I need is in there. Yeah, I named my duffel. I get lonely sometimes.
Digging through the bag, I find three red candles, two feathers, four chunks of chalk, and a box of cinnamon rolls. But no silver bell. I drop the duffel to search my bedroom shelves.
If I can’t find my bell soon, I might have to use myself again. I’ve already donated a quart of blood this month just to keep the lights on, but I can’t chat with a demon empty-handed. It’s like showing up to a company potluck without any food -- you just don’t do it. Especially when the host can bring a thousand volts down on your head.
I should introduce myself. My name’s Paul Bernelli, and I’m a sorcerer. Sorcerer is the fancy way of saying I cast spells. That I do magic. It means I brew up love potions, summon demons, and sneak into abandoned sheds to shout biblical Aramaic at three in the morning. But to everyone else, /sorcerer/ just means that I’m crazy. I’ve gotten pretty used to the snickers and dirty looks.
Where is that bell? I peek under my bed, then tear through a pile of old sci-fi magazines. Nothing.
I dig into the pockets of my ratty black jeans, then fumble underneath my mattress for the silver bell. No luck.
Bang! Something porcelain shatters upstairs.
“It’s not here, Linda. Where the hell is it?”
“Jesus, Randy, I’m not responsible for your crap.”
Uh-oh. My aunt’s fighting with her boyfriend. Again. And judging from the horrible noises upstairs, I should get going as soon as possible. Whenever I get involved in these scuffles, somebody always gets punched in the face. And this time, it’s probably not going to be my aunt’s new ex-con boyfriend who gets the knuckle sandwich. Better just mind my own business.
I root through my dresser drawers, turning over a mess of socks and t-shirts. Not there either.
That was a pure silver bell, handmade in Romania. It took me two months of blood donations, hustling, and makeshift yard sales to afford that bell -- I can’t just lose it!
My eyes turn to my desk chair. Aha! A shiny piece of metal peeks out from under the cushions. I pounce, yanking the bell from the chair’s cheap upholstery. Silver shines in my hands.
Aunt Linda opens my bedroom door and, seeing the expensive silver bell, her beady eyes light up like a kid on Christmas morning.
“Give it to me, Paul,” she says. “Don’t make me ask twice.”
“No! I need this. It’s important!” I duck away, cradling the bell in my hands.
“What’s important is that you learn to show your aunt some respect! Sixteen is old enough to help out with the bills, bug-eyes.” She shudders, seeing the duffel bag full of ritual tools. “Besides, I thought I told you I didn’t want that freaky Satan stuff in my house. Gives me the creeps.”
Aunt Linda isn’t exactly religious, but she still can’t stand seeing my occult stuff in the apartment. I never understood why. As hobbies go, magic is harmless. It has me learning all about history, Latin, and sometimes, even anatomy! Sure, most of those anatomy lessons involve voodoo dolls and goat dissections, but it all seems pretty edifying to me.
“I’m not giving it to you! I paid for this. I need it!”
“Why you ungrateful little…” Aunt Linda reaches for the bell, but I easily dodge out of the way. She makes a few more clumsy grabs, tripping over her own feet. I smirk. Dodging drunk people has always been a favorite of mine. In life, you’ve got to enjoy the little things.
“You lousy disappointment. Just you wait!” She spins and storms out of the room.
I hear Aunt Linda yell something about /silver/ and /brat/ from outside the doorway. A few seconds later she steps back into my bedroom, only this time she comes with Randy, her scary-looking boyfriend of the month. He raises a huge fist and I yelp, throwing both hands into the air like a total clown. Randy grabs my right arm, twists, and pulls the bell away. The two go back to bickering, this time about what pills they can buy with their loot.
Dammit. Not only does getting my bell snatched suck, but it also means I’ll have to use more of my own blood tonight. Without any silver or exotic sacrifice, blood is the only valuable I have for my demon boarder. Between lab donations for cash and ritual donations for magic, I’ve been giving way more blood than I can spare. Sooner than later that’s going to catch up with me. It was careless to bring anything remotely paranormal home, and now, I’m paying for it. Another reminder to always play it safe when it comes to magic.
Throwing the duffel over my shoulder, I bolt out the bedroom door, ready for tonight’s evocation. Whenever I’m feeling blue I go out to my shed, light a few candles, and cast spells. They usually work. Besides, even if the rituals don’t fix all my big money or social or emotional issues, a part of me still enjoys having a dark secret. It’s like being a superhero, without having to fight crime, or wear underwear outside my pants. Even if everyone thinks I’m nuts, I know the truth, and the power is nice. Who wouldn’t want to be able whip up a love spell, or talk to spirits with a Ouija board? Everybody needs an escape. My escape just happens to involve pentagrams and storm demons.
I grab a box of stale pastries on the way out the apartment, scale the building’s creaky steps, and start the long march to my shed. Since I’m self-taught, demonic evocations are always tricky as hell. All the old Latin and Aramaic grimoires might as well be gibberish Fortunately, I have access to the most magical tool of all: the internet. It’s taken me years of pouring through Wikipedia pages and occult blogs written in all caps, painstakingly separating the real spells from the fake, but I’ve finally got it down. You can learn just about anything online these days. I guess that’s why moms and dads put parental controls on their kids’ computers. But I never had parents. I had an aunt. A very busy aunt, who was just glad I wasn’t breaking into homes like mom and dad.
Tonight, I’m summoning Paimon, a demon of storms and forbidden knowledge. Paimon grants me the occasional wish or occult secret in exchange for goodies. He’s also one of my only friends.
I walk down the apartment stoop to the sidewalk and shudder as a gust of cold wind slaps my face, rain pelting my coffee hair. I wrap my striped scarf tighter around my neck.
I live in San Francisco’s Tenderloin district. The name comes from Mario Fillipi, a Mafioso who’d bribe the broke and underpaid police force with household items.
Title: Into the Inferno
Pitch:
When sixteen-year-old amateur occultist Paul “borrows” an enchanted ankh to conjure a social life, he actually succeeds! Well, he succeeds in summoning a demon. The demon steals the ankh and kidnaps Paul’s crush before disappearing into the Underworld. Oops.
A demon-hunting society arrests Paul for the blunder, revealing that he is a changeling — a magically-inclined underworlder raised among humans. And if that wasn't stressful enough, the society assigns fierce teenager Alice to be Paul’s babysitter. She doesn’t exactly appreciate the assignment, or see eye-to-eye with her people’s nonviolent approach to changelings.
The society gives Paul just one month to retrieve the ankh and rescue his crush. If he fails, the society turns his head into a wall hanging.
Paul and Alice’s search for the ankh takes them deep into the Underworld, a world where might makes right and danger strides through the ashen streets. But when Paul discovers that he’s /popular/ with the cutthroat underworlders, the society calls his loyalty into question. Paul must find a way to save both worlds from the demon he released, all while keeping his big head on his shoulders. Fingers crossed.
CHAPTER 1
There’s a storm demon in my shed. San Francisco is pouring rain, my eye bags have eye bags, I still don’t have a prom date, and now there’s a freaking demon in my shed. That all changes tonight.
I check my watch. 2:12 a.m. I’ve got less than forty-eight minutes till the witching hour begins. Perfect.
I grab Jimmy the duffel bag, and root through the tools, making sure everything I need is in there. Yeah, I named my duffel. I get lonely sometimes.
Digging through the bag, I find three red candles, two feathers, four chunks of chalk, and a box of cinnamon rolls. But no silver bell. I drop the duffel to search my bedroom shelves.
If I can’t find my bell soon, I might have to use myself again. I’ve already donated a quart of blood this month just to keep the lights on, but I can’t chat with a demon empty-handed. It’s like showing up to a company potluck without any food -- you just don’t do it. Especially when the host can bring a thousand volts down on your head.
I should introduce myself. My name’s Paul Bernelli, and I’m a sorcerer. Sorcerer is the fancy way of saying I cast spells. That I do magic. It means I brew up love potions, summon demons, and sneak into abandoned sheds to shout biblical Aramaic at three in the morning. But to everyone else, /sorcerer/ just means that I’m crazy. I’ve gotten pretty used to the snickers and dirty looks.
Where is that bell? I peek under my bed, then tear through a pile of old sci-fi magazines. Nothing.
I dig into the pockets of my ratty black jeans, then fumble underneath my mattress for the silver bell. No luck.
Bang! Something porcelain shatters upstairs.
“It’s not here, Linda. Where the hell is it?”
“Jesus, Randy, I’m not responsible for your crap.”
Uh-oh. My aunt’s fighting with her boyfriend. Again. And judging from the horrible noises upstairs, I should get going as soon as possible. Whenever I get involved in these scuffles, somebody always gets punched in the face. And this time, it’s probably not going to be my aunt’s new ex-con boyfriend who gets the knuckle sandwich. Better just mind my own business.
I root through my dresser drawers, turning over a mess of socks and t-shirts. Not there either.
That was a pure silver bell, handmade in Romania. It took me two months of blood donations, hustling, and makeshift yard sales to afford that bell -- I can’t just lose it!
My eyes turn to my desk chair. Aha! A shiny piece of metal peeks out from under the cushions. I pounce, yanking the bell from the chair’s cheap upholstery. Silver shines in my hands.
Aunt Linda opens my bedroom door and, seeing the expensive silver bell, her beady eyes light up like a kid on Christmas morning.
“Give it to me, Paul,” she says. “Don’t make me ask twice.”
“No! I need this. It’s important!” I duck away, cradling the bell in my hands.
“What’s important is that you learn to show your aunt some respect! Sixteen is old enough to help out with the bills, bug-eyes.” She shudders, seeing the duffel bag full of ritual tools. “Besides, I thought I told you I didn’t want that freaky Satan stuff in my house. Gives me the creeps.”
Aunt Linda isn’t exactly religious, but she still can’t stand seeing my occult stuff in the apartment. I never understood why. As hobbies go, magic is harmless. It has me learning all about history, Latin, and sometimes, even anatomy! Sure, most of those anatomy lessons involve voodoo dolls and goat dissections, but it all seems pretty edifying to me.
“I’m not giving it to you! I paid for this. I need it!”
“Why you ungrateful little…” Aunt Linda reaches for the bell, but I easily dodge out of the way. She makes a few more clumsy grabs, tripping over her own feet. I smirk. Dodging drunk people has always been a favorite of mine. In life, you’ve got to enjoy the little things.
“You lousy disappointment. Just you wait!” She spins and storms out of the room.
I hear Aunt Linda yell something about /silver/ and /brat/ from outside the doorway. A few seconds later she steps back into my bedroom, only this time she comes with Randy, her scary-looking boyfriend of the month. He raises a huge fist and I yelp, throwing both hands into the air like a total clown. Randy grabs my right arm, twists, and pulls the bell away. The two go back to bickering, this time about what pills they can buy with their loot.
Dammit. Not only does getting my bell snatched suck, but it also means I’ll have to use more of my own blood tonight. Without any silver or exotic sacrifice, blood is the only valuable I have for my demon boarder. Between lab donations for cash and ritual donations for magic, I’ve been giving way more blood than I can spare. Sooner than later that’s going to catch up with me. It was careless to bring anything remotely paranormal home, and now, I’m paying for it. Another reminder to always play it safe when it comes to magic.
Throwing the duffel over my shoulder, I bolt out the bedroom door, ready for tonight’s evocation. Whenever I’m feeling blue I go out to my shed, light a few candles, and cast spells. They usually work. Besides, even if the rituals don’t fix all my big money or social or emotional issues, a part of me still enjoys having a dark secret. It’s like being a superhero, without having to fight crime, or wear underwear outside my pants. Even if everyone thinks I’m nuts, I know the truth, and the power is nice. Who wouldn’t want to be able whip up a love spell, or talk to spirits with a Ouija board? Everybody needs an escape. My escape just happens to involve pentagrams and storm demons.
I grab a box of stale pastries on the way out the apartment, scale the building’s creaky steps, and start the long march to my shed. Since I’m self-taught, demonic evocations are always tricky as hell. All the old Latin and Aramaic grimoires might as well be gibberish Fortunately, I have access to the most magical tool of all: the internet. It’s taken me years of pouring through Wikipedia pages and occult blogs written in all caps, painstakingly separating the real spells from the fake, but I’ve finally got it down. You can learn just about anything online these days. I guess that’s why moms and dads put parental controls on their kids’ computers. But I never had parents. I had an aunt. A very busy aunt, who was just glad I wasn’t breaking into homes like mom and dad.
Tonight, I’m summoning Paimon, a demon of storms and forbidden knowledge. Paimon grants me the occasional wish or occult secret in exchange for goodies. He’s also one of my only friends.
I walk down the apartment stoop to the sidewalk and shudder as a gust of cold wind slaps my face, rain pelting my coffee hair. I wrap my striped scarf tighter around my neck.
I live in San Francisco’s Tenderloin district. The name comes from Mario Fillipi, a Mafioso who’d bribe the broke and underpaid police force with household items.
Hey there!
ReplyDeleteFirst, I have to apologize for missing last week somehow. I'm so sorry that I managed to drop the ball on that for you :(
The voice here is still terrific. The cadence and quirkiness of it is immediately engaging and realistic--it makes me want to know this smart-ass character and root for him. Awesome work on that.
I'm a little confused about the action--is the storm demon in the shed that is in the first line the same as Paimon? And if it's in the shed in the first line, why does he have to summon it? Also, you have the opening, "there's a storm demon in my shed" which sounds like an awesome problem (at least in terms of immediately engaging the reader's interest), *and* you have him scurrying to find the silver bell, but then at the end of this passage, you reveal that Paimon is one of his only friends...unless Paimon and the other storm demon are two different demons, it's a little confusing about why he would need to bring one of his "friends" an offering or give so much of himself. The other issue that takes me out of this is the fact that he's 16 and selling his blood. A quick search of San Francisco plasma selling places showed that you have to be 18 unless you have a permission form. So if that's the case, maybe use that to really underline how crappy his aunt/guardian truly is. Is it his choice to donate or is he kind of pressured into selling his blood to keep the lights on? Finally I think that the one thing you could really do to hook the reader is to let them know in these 5 pages what the stakes are. Why does he absolutely NEED to go summon this storm demon? What's at stake if he doesn't? That kind of external conflict and tension will go a long way toward helping the reader keep turning the pages on this wonderfully engaging voice.
One other note about your pitch--the pitch sounds really good! But...then in the opening chapter, I don't get a sense of the same character/situation? If the big deal is about "borrowing" the ankh, I'm not sure why you wouldn't start THERE, instead of with the bell. One thing you might want to consider in the pitch: Changeling has a specific connotation for fairy/fae lore, so when you use it, you run the risk of someone immediately thinking that the underworld you're writing here has to do with fairies or the fae. If that's not the case, you may want to think about either changing that name or having a phrase that specifically says that it has nothing to do with fairies.
Best of luck!!
Query:
ReplyDeleteI love the opening paragraph to your pitch. You grabbed my attention right away. Great voice and humor. I’d love to read this.
Paragraph two is also interesting. One small quibble: the definition of changeling still doesn’t really explain to me what a changeling is. I associate them with babies swapped by fairies, this seems to be different? As a matter of personal opinion, if you don’t have the space to explain then it’s perfectly all right to fudge a bit and expect most people will have heard the word before. In my own experience at least, it’s hard to put world-building in query letters without either going on too long or confusing people with short explanations.
Paragraph three: “a world where might makes right and danger strides through the ashen streets.” This is okay, but not as strong as the rest of your query, since it doesn’t really tell me much about the Underworld. Otherwise your voice continues to be great! I like the thread of humor running throughout. Most of my points are small ones: this is a polished query.
First 5 pages:
I still enjoy your opening a lot! The humor is great. One thing I noticed is that it’s a bit heavy on the main character’s inner thoughts and lighter on setting, action, dialogue, etc. Paul’s thoughts are great and funny—just maybe keep an eye on the overall balance of the story.
The pages do a great job of setting up the story and packing a lot into the beginning. I like it and I want to read more!
The Pitch:
ReplyDeleteI like the first paragraph, especially – it really entices the reader. The term changeling stopped me. Could you maybe simplify this second paragraph?
The Pages:
Again, I really love his voice – so funny, smart, and observant. He’s definitely a character I want to follow. I love the first line – great hook.
Is the storm demon Paimon? If he’s in the shed, why does he have to be summoned? I got the sense, from the first line, that the storm demon in his shed was a bad thing, but then why would he be summoned? I do love that they have this mutual give/take relationship, but would Paimon really be considered a friend? A friend wouldn’t demand blood-gifts, or would he? Love the blood-gift, by the way. And, again, love his humor.
I got the feeling from the start that there was a sense of urgency, but then I lose that when it says he does spells to relax. Is there a need here? Does he HAVE to summon the demon for something specific.
Honestly, these are just nitpicky things. I truly loved it and would totally read this book. Well done!
Patrick,
ReplyDeleteThe expansion of the paragraph about the ways in which Paul has had to use his blood as currency with the demon helps to explain a few of the lingering questions a reader might have had in your previous versions. It also makes his meeting with the demon seem a bit more sinister. I know, I know, demons should be ubiquitous with sinister settings, but the tone of your piece is so irreverent that it seems like Paul and the demon might be great buds. Now I know there’s conflict brewing. Cool.
Of course, because I read your pitch just before this new version, I may also have come to understand the future conflict with the demon/friend because of that. If the demon is really a friend, I think what you have is great. If he’s going to be the villain, then you might have to change that line about the demon being his only friend. Otherwise, your hero seems like a dupe. If that’s the direction you’d like him to go, however, ignore this. The voice of Paul is enough to keep me reading, anyway. I hope to read something you’ve published in the near future. Best of luck,
Heather
When sixteen-year-old amateur occultist Paul “borrows” an enchanted ankh to conjure a social life, he actually succeeds! Well, he succeeds in summoning a demon. The demon steals the ankh and kidnaps Paul’s crush before disappearing into the Underworld. Oops.
ReplyDeleteI’ve never seen an exclamation point in a query before, and I’ve read a lot of them. Not to say it’s wrong, but do you really need it?
Perhaps:
When sixteen-year-old amateur occultist Paul “borrows” an enchanted ankh to conjure a social life, he succeeds in summoning a demon instead. The demon steals the ankh and kidnaps Paul’s crush before disappearing into the Underworld. Oops.
I kind of like the oops.
A demon-hunting society arrests Paul for the blunder, revealing that he is a changeling — a magically-inclined underworlder raised among humans. And if that wasn't stressful enough, the society assigns fierce teenager Alice to be Paul’s babysitter. She doesn’t exactly appreciate the assignment, or see eye-to-eye with her people’s nonviolent approach to changelings.
Is it a blunder? Or is he breaking some sort of magical code of conduct?
When you hear the phrase demon hunting society, it sounds like they’re humans who want to kill or banish demons. Also, what exactly is Alice? Does she need a modifier? Perhaps:
…the society assigns magically inclined and super-fierce teenager Alice to be Paul’s babysitter.
The society gives Paul just one month to retrieve the ankh and rescue his crush. If he fails, the society turns his head into a wall hanging.
Nice.
Paul and Alice’s search for the ankh takes them deep into the Underworld, a world where might makes right and danger strides through the ashen streets. But when Paul discovers that he’s /popular/ with the cutthroat underworlders, the society calls his loyalty into question. Paul must find a way to save both worlds from the demon he released, all while keeping his big head on his shoulders. Fingers crossed.
Might makes right doesn’t feel to threatening. Perhaps something stronger?
This is wrapped up pretty nicely, but I want a little bit more of high stakes. Or maybe it just needs to be reworded. Why is it such a threat to the society that Paul is befriending Underworlders?
Perhaps:
But when Paul gets too chummy with the cutthroat underworlders—the society begins to question his loyalty and his motives.
Or something like that. I’m sure you can do better.
It has been a pleasure to read this. Paul. Best of luck in finding an agent for it. I think you’re on to something special!
Hi Patrick,
ReplyDeleteWell, I wish I had more for you, but consider that a good thing! I feel like this is such a strong query and first five pages.
Pitch:
I think this is a super strong pitch! It’s punchy, tells me a lot about your story and characters, and really makes me want to read it. There’s a couple of nit-picky things, but I think everything I had was covered by other commenters!
Pages:
I feel like you’ve clarified a couple of really key things in this revision, which is great! For example, the line mentioning the “lab donations for cash and ritual donations for magic”, and clarifying that he’s only going out to the shed when he leaves the house. It’s really improved the readability a lot, and I’m totally with you through the whole 5 pages! Plus, as I and everyone else have already mentioned, the irreverent voice is so fantastic. I’d love to read more. The only thing that's still tripping me up is the attitude towards the storm demon in the opening paragraph (negative) and the attitude at the end of the five pages (positive). Just needs a little tweaking!
Thanks for sharing! Just followed you on Twitter, hope to read more from you soon.
Brooke
From Paula:
ReplyDeleteThe Pitch: You’ve outlined the story well; I get a good sense of what the story is about. That said:
1) No word count.
2) No comps.
3) You need to tell us more about our antagonist. Don’t give u faceless villains, give us Hannibal Lecter.
4) Lose the hyperbolic punctuation: exclamations points, slashes, etc. Editors hate that because they have to fix it, and they have better things to do.
The Pages: Great voice, which is half the battle. But the other half:
1) Lose the “I should introduce myself”… that’s lazy writing. Remember: The trouble with a great voice is that you are tempted to rely on it too much, to the detriment of other elements of fiction. And then your strength becomes your weakness.
2) Don’t tell us he’s a sorcerer—show us.
3) What does coffee hair mean?
4) Into the Inferno is a serviceable title, but I think you can do better. Aim for something in keeping with the voice.